we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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