They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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