You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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