? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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