i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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