Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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