doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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