I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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