You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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