About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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