he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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