he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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