You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
lol hangovers are for mortals.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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