so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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