That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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