that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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