Its about making memories worth repressing
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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