my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
3 2 1 whiskey
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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