Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I will be naked everywhere
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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