if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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