is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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