I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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