Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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