He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
40s are totally the cure
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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