i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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