I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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