would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
