morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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