WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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