I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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