if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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