I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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