Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Randomize
