So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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