The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
organizing the empties. That sober.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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