Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
