singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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