BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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