I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
