Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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