I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
