More tranny stories later!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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