dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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