Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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