i just google imaged poop.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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