went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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