Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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