i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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