Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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