I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I wear drunk well.
My feet surprised me
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