nut hugger
Having a random hookup so left but love u
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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