omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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