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you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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