ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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