maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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